Motorcycle Jokes

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Motorcycle jokes.

He thinks to himself it s not a ship. 18 hilarious motorcycle jokes. Old riders pick a direction and go. He just rode on.

I wish all the bears in these woods were female the genie laughs and moves onto the mouse. I wish for a motorcycle as the motorcycle appeared the bear scoffed what a waste of a wish. What do you get when you have 32 harley owners in the same room. What kind of motorcycle laughs a lot.

I wish for a motorcycle the genie nods and moves back to the bear. A full set of teeth. Hands are so numb can t feel em. 73 53 214 votes.

Afraid to raise arm for fear of getting blown off the scoot. When tucked in can t see crap through the windscreen. Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner. I love my motorcycle it s great for getting to the front of queues quicker.

How do you confuse a harley owner. The bear not hesitating goes first. They both like to ride in the back of pickup trucks. I would like for every bear in the neighbouring forest to be female a magical sound and it was done.

New leathers are so stiff can t lift his arm. 69 94 217 votes. A man is stranded on a desert island all alone for ten years. What do harley riders put on pancakes.

The mouse asks for a motorcycle helmet. One day he sees a speck in the horizon. I would like a motorcycle both the frog and the bear wondered why the rabbit didn t just ask for a lot of money with which he could buy himself a motorcycle but after a magical sound there was a motorcycle. It does always terrify the other people in the post office though.

One fine summer s evening paddy mick and liam are riding back home from the bar all three of them on paddy s motorcycle. Of course they get stopped by a cop who says to them this motorcycle is only licensed to carry two people and there are three of you. The rabbit went again. How is a harley davidson like an old dog.

I wish all the bears in the world were female the genie laughs again. Blow by oncoming riders so fast the wave is 1 4 mile down the road. I wish for all the bears in the forest to be female the genie granted his wish and the rabbit made his second wish i wish for a helmet. Adams girlfriend ruth fell off the back of his motorcycle.

What do you call a pastor who rides a motorcycle.